What I love about GOD

The thing that I think is so funny about people opinion of God, or at least the people who annoy the shit out of me, is that they believe that God is cruel enough to send you to Hell for some eternal torment if you question his existence, but he seems to be ok with you if you totally fuck up his planet.

God is weird that way.

I mean your average person who truly believes in, not only God, but the harsh God who punishes sinners who believe in evolution, also believe that how they live is just fine with the big cheese.

Like for instance. I will go to hell if I believe in evolution, but if I believe in God, it’s ok that I eat animals three to four times a day,God is completely ok with the slaughter of millions, and I mean millions folks, of animals a day, and I throw away three time my body weight in garbage a week and burn off all of the recourses he created for me. and fuck it I litter like a bitch!

You would think that the evolution thing would be at the bottom of his list, but God is just crazy like that.

And I love him for it.

Your pal Randy

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