Men and Women

Also, lets cut the bullshit.

Men and women are not equal. I’ll prove it.

First off, women are as smart as men and as capable as men and can do everything a man can do

Except kill shit. In this category us men rule. Sure women can kill and sometimes they do, but we have them beat ten thousand to one. We will kill shit without even thinking about it and we do it with vigor, and showmanship. Did fucking women come up with the Iron maiden? hell no. How
about the guillotine? men.

Compared to men, women suck at killing. And that goes for that bitch Ann Coulter, sure she says some things that makes my man Soren mad, But my Homeboy Bush, he takes care of business. Ask those assholes in Iraq what they think of Ann Coulter and they wont even know who you are talking about

Ask them about Bush and they know him well. For killing the fuck out of their friends and families, just like my man Sadam did.

Men are as good and willing as women and as capable as any women in the world.

Except for getting laid. Compared to women, we fucking suck at it. Lets face it ninety percent of jerky couldn’t get laid tonight if we had a thousand dollars. Except for Lafferty, but I’m not talking about rock stars, I’m talking about men. Tonight , as we lie back and that little bit of semen is drying on the back of our hands there will be thousands and thousands of women who could have walked into any bar and shouted, “I feel like fucking tonight!” and there would be a line going out the door.

While us men try and figure out what volume to put the porn on, so our girlfriends don’t here.

And if you want to know the extent of it, I’ll give you something to think about.

All your guy friends would fuck your girlfriend right now, in front of you, if you let them, while you flip your little limp penis off to the side trying to get a hard on. And none of her girlfriends want anything to do with you.

except for Lafferty, but like I said he don’t count.

So please don’t talk about men and women being equal, it makes me sick.

Your pal Randy

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