Murdock owns everything

I’m glad that Rupert Murdoch is taking over the wall street journal. As a mater of fact, I hope he takes over all of the news. You want to know why?

Because all of the news fucking sucks already. It’s all just a pile of bullshit. First off, like I said before. It’s all bad news. People just love bad news. It’s crazy to talk about masturbating, which I do anyway, It’s crazy to talk about pleasure, but it’s ok to talk about the people getting their heads cut off by the terrorist that we created.

And for those of you who are worried that having Murdock owning all the news might destroy our country, I want to point out that our country sucks the big cock now anyway, So who fucking cares about that.

USA has become fat and bloated and tired. We suck as a nation. We might be better then a bunch of other places, but we suck compared to what we were and what we could be. We are a toilet that needs to get flushed.

So I say, fuck the news, those assholes can have it. I couldn’t care less. As for me, I spend my life and my time the way that everyone should.

Trying to get laid. I smoke more weed then Bob Marley, and I only pay taxes because they take it from me. I do what I want every day of my life, and I’m not afraid of Black people or gay people, as a matter of fact I love the ones who want to fuck me. Those are my kind of people.

Your pal Randy

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