Senator Craig is my homeboy

God, do I love republicans.

Now, those of you who know me know, that I don’t really affiliate with any Political party. The only party’s I like, are fuck parties. But I want to give a special shout out to my homie Senator Craig for trying to get some gay sex while he was on the potty.

I’ve been watching the news in hopes that they would show at least a dramatic reproduction of him getting banged while on the toilet, but nothing so far. And Fox news is only covering fires and dogs lost in drains for some reason.

Anyway, the thing that I noticed is, that nobody hits the real point when they talk about Ultra Conservatives who fall off the band wagon.

The fact is that they never really believed any of that shit from the start. They are just bullshitting to get votes and get in power. Just the same way that most of the times that I fooled a women into giving me a blowjob, I was lying about something.

It’s like when I watch the religious channel, there isn’t a moment when I think that these people believe in all of the bullshit that they say, they don’t. But Lying to millions of troubled people and stealing their money right out from under them, tax free might I add. Is a hell of a lot better then working at the deli.

Now I know that Senator Craig may have said some bad things about people who are gay. And maybe he even went out of his way to make life more difficult for people who don’t have traditional Family values, but did you people get a look at his wife next to him with the sunglasses on?

She looks like ET with the wig on. Of course he needs some dirty sex on the toilet with a man. That doesn’t mean he is gay. It just means he didn’t have time to get a hooker.

The Republicans are the best, I thank them, and I wish them luck.

your pal Randy

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