MTV has sucked since I was a kid. And for those of you who know me, know that was a long time ago. I’ve written many emails about by hatred of “Rap” or “hip hop” music, and I feel like it’s time for another one.
First off, let me explain something. I don’t hate all rap music. I hate almost all of it. See the difference? So don’t go writing me emails about how some bands are good. I know that. But there are a couple of country songs that slip past my hate margin, and I can say with all confidence that I hate country music. And I’m sure that most of you, aren’t going to give me a hard time about it. And that’s because like rap music, country music sucks.
let me explain.
Play a fucking instrument. Play some fucking music. Any, let me repeat that, ANY, asshole can walk around a stage lip syncing with a bunch of dancers behind them. And if you don’t think it’s true, then ask yourself how Justin or Britney are getting it done. What is it that Fergie talks about? her ass and her tits. I’m sorry but that doesn’t qualify as music to me.
Now I think that these people are talented and they should be in entertainment, but I think they should be in porn. As a matter of fact I think they should be in a new type of porn called “rape porn”. I’d watch Justin Timberlake if he was getting raped by ten or fifteen people, especially if he was getting punched in the face while getting raped.
Also, thanks to rap and hip hop, almost every asshole in America thinks that
they are “Gangsta”. This makes me hate it the most. Here is a good example. The other night I got into a road rage fight with this dude, who tried to cut in front of me, and I wouldn’t let him. First off, he was driving a PT Cruiser, and I’m not going to get racist here, but he was from LA before white people took it over and started making shitty movies, if you know what I mean.
Well, this dude drove up beside me and started calling me redneck and faggot and and Holmes and he was doing this thing with his hand that was straight out of just about every rap video I’ve ever seen. Then he told me to go back to the country that I came from, and when I asked him what country that was? He said Europe. Now, I didn’t have the heart to tell him that Europe wasn’t a country.
Then he told me to get out of LA and that I could get shot for doing what I did, remember my crime was not letting Mr. tuff guy cut in front of me. So I told him that you can’t get shot from a guy driving a PT Cruiser, and he got really mad, and took off fast down the road. Poor little guy.
Now I know that Rap music doesn’t make people go out and kill other people, oh, let me take that back. I know that Most of the time, rap music doesn’t make people kill each other, but in this guys case, his whole shtick, his whole act, was supported by the music he listen to, and he had convinced himself that he was as tuff as his favorite artist.
My point is that most people who listen to Classical music don’t drive up to your car and threaten to shoot you. Doesn’t mean they aren’t assholes, but you get my point.
In closing i want to say that, I wish people would knock of being so arrogant, especially if you don’t know how to play an instrument, and I really wish that America would get of this stupid tuff guy thing that we are on.
the truth is, that we are really nothing but a bunch of fat people, who think they matter.
Your pal Randy