Hitting It

speaking of Masturbation

I had a real crazy masturbation weekend. I don’t know if it’s what I ate, ot the fact that I’ve been doing push ups, or the fact that I was higher then Bob Marley, but I really “hit it” this weekend. And by saying “hit it” I mean a lot.

As a guy, and I’m talking a healthy guy on a Saturday, most of the time, I can rock a double banger. Once in the morning and once at night. But I have to say I more then doubled that on Saturday alone.

My helmut hurt

That’s called “hitting it.”

Maybe it’s because I’m getting old, and I’ll only look good masturbating for maybe ten more years, or maybe it’s a mid life thing.

And I got into it. I had my feet in the air, and I said stuff out loud, like ” You like that baby?” I may have even yelled “Suck it! ” at the porno, it was great.

Next weekend I’m going to try and knock one out, on all three’s

Most of my friends tell me, to play with my anus, but to tell you the truth, I’m not into that. I think that’s a little much, but to each his own.

your pal Randy

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