Kids on Coffee

I just want to say, that over here at Grayson we got a guy named Kelly. And I don’t really know what the hell Kelly does, but I will say this. He makes the best damn cup of coffee I’ve ever had in my hole dern life. I’m talking geek central here. I’m talking about putting water in the bottom of the pot so it don’t burn. I’m talking wetting down the filter before you put coffee growns in it so the water doesn’t shock the coffee. I mean it, the best damn cup of coffee I have ever had. Even better than Dunkin Donut. The reason I say this is because the last year and a half, the coffee you guys make over in the important building taste like doggy bm. And I think you know what I mean. Do you know what it’s like to make a cup of coffee over there before daily’s, dump a whole bowl of sugar and milk in it, and it still tastes like old George just pushed out another film into your cup. Makes your bottom half all sweaty in daily’s. I bet you do. So I’m just sitting here having the best cup of joe I’ve ever had getting ready to kick some more ass on my shot thanks to Kelly.

your pal R.J.Krandell

I don’t need no booze or drugs I’ll just chug o lug my coffee mug I don’t need no kiss or hugs I’ll just chug o lug my coffee mug

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