Halloween Blood Sport

Well now, Autum is here, and that means Halloween, and that means fun and frolic. Here in SanFransisco they do holloween a little different than we used to when we were young little sprouts, but you still get tricks or treats I suppose. Lot’s of treats if you go to the Castro if you know what I mean, and I think you know what I mean. But back in the day Halloween was very different. it was down right frightening. Now I have two older brothers and even though one of them is a little skinny and kind of wimpy, I’m telling you, bike pants are baggy on him, it’s disgusting. Anyway, When we were little kids, in my neihborhood, Halloween ment you were going to get your ass beaten pretty bad. Some times you would get an egg in the face , or some shaving cream up the nose, stuff like that. It was a truly celebrated holiday of biblical proportions. I mean, going home crying with a razor blade sticking in your lips. It was cool. Now days nothing. Kids get screwed. I’m telling you. Everybody says that kids are violent because of tv and video games, thats a load of crap. Just ask Dave Rosenthol, the guy from Film IO. He’ll tell you. Kids are violent because they aren’t getting the crap beaten out of them like in the 1970’s. That’s the problem. Kids today want to have someone twice there age, dig their faces into the dirt with their shoes. It’s important. The most peacful people on the planet have had the snot beaten out of them at an early age. Now take kids today, Parents are so scared that their precious little billy is going to be abused at school. When I was a kid we had a Gym coach named miss Banta, She was so ugly that not only did we not know if she was a boy or a girl, we didn’t know if she was human. She could pop a volly ball with her armpits. She could throw her shoe off with her foot and hit you square in the head from across the gym.And she was also the nurse, so she would knee you one in the stones for missing the volley and then when you went up to see the nurse she would smack you in the back of the head for being a sissy. I’ve never been in a fight in my life. You guys starting to see how this works? Nowdays you’ve got drive by’s and you have middle class white kids listening to the Beasty Boy music, I’m telling you it aint right. We need to kick their ass. We need to save the children. I say we get some shaving cream and some eggs, and some bats and pipes and go down to the middle school or the kindergarden, and give those kids a beating they wont forget.

your pal

R.J.Krandell

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