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What I love about GOD

Friday, June 29th, 2007

The thing that I think is so funny about people opinion of God, or at least the people who annoy the shit out of me, is that they believe that God is cruel enough to send you to Hell for some eternal torment if you question his existence, but he seems to be ok with you if you totally fuck up his planet.

God is weird that way.

I mean your average person who truly believes in, not only God, but the harsh God who punishes sinners who believe in evolution, also believe that how they live is just fine with the big cheese.

Like for instance. I will go to hell if I believe in evolution, but if I believe in God, it’s ok that I eat animals three to four times a day,God is completely ok with the slaughter of millions, and I mean millions folks, of animals a day, and I throw away three time my body weight in garbage a week and burn off all of the recourses he created for me. and fuck it I litter like a bitch!

You would think that the evolution thing would be at the bottom of his list, but God is just crazy like that.

And I love him for it.

Your pal Randy

Religion, you and me.

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Now I know that people get all fiery when they either talk about Religion, or this administration. But I think there are some other things that we need to take into consideration here. For instance…. bitches.

It is scientifically proven that we do most everything we do, to get ourselves some bitches. Christ, I’ll even open up a account on myspace. Let’s just think about this. Do any of you think that Saddam would grow that stupid mustache if he didn’t want to score some tail? And The only reason that my main man George W, is at war is not oil, or 911, but it’s the fact that he got himself a dumpy chick. You wanna know who doesn’t fight, or believe in any of that religious nonsense? I’ll tell you who. Hue Heffner. Why? because he goes to bed with six hot bitches every night. You will also never find him on jerky complaining about the government or if there is a god or not. Because he is most likely getting some right now. You wanna know who also doesn’t fight? Ron Jeremy, who is so ugly that they out to name a country after him. But you know what, he gets more bitches then all of us put together. He is a peaceful man. The rest of us are angry. Priests are guys who know they’ll never get laid, so they pull that abstinence bullshit as a cover, or they like little boys, I don’t know.

The real discussion, if you want to have one, is why women all over the world, won’t fuck the shit out of us, so we can have some peace and quiet on this planet. So what, we’re ugly, and Joe cum’s too quick. It’s not his fault. We need teams of hot bitches to land where ever there is some fighting and start fucking the shit out of us.Like Charlies Angeles Those ugly fucks at the white house need team pussy and quick.

Girls, I know what you are thinking. You’re thinking, how dare he rat us out like that. Sorry. but if you girls are going to walk around with such nice hiney’s and stuff, and then only fuck guys who are tall and look like Brad Pitt, then you are going to have a war on your hands, and worse, a bunch of dudes talking about religion.

just think about it,

your pal randy