Archive for January, 1997

my christmas

Wednesday, January 22nd, 1997

I dont know. Christmas kinda sucked this year. Oh I got some great presents and all. I got a remote controll Mothra ( the worm mothra not the moth mothra).

It shoots silly string. A pretty discusting toy. And you all Know about my Voodoo secret santa gift. Word on the street is Craig may know who did it, But he wont tell. But anyway, back to business, Christmas just was kind of lack luster this year. We got a tree. We got some lights. Nope, still sucked. I think next year I’ll go back to NEW YORK maybe that will spark things back up. I’m not bumbed out about it, I just want a holiday to feel like a holiday god dam it! I dont mean to curse but when the fuck is arbor day. I think we should all go out on arbor day and burn down a tree, all of us, In Yellowstone. That id show em.

Anyway I got a copy of KISS ALIVE on cd at my desk if anyone wants to borrow it.

yor pal R.J.Krandell.

voodoo

Thursday, January 2nd, 1997

Let me just say that my great grandmother was a Voodoo preistess. My family is both thrilled with the folk lore and sad at how silly the damb woman was. As a child I had a great deal of powder and chicken bones sprinkled about my head.

Which brings me to my secret santa gift. I think I love it. My girl will not let me bring it in the house. And my great grandmother would most likely eat it. It’s a baby head with some skin missing and a couple of nailes and things stikin in its face and some bugs hanging around its hair in a jar with some god knows what kind of blue gunk smeared all over it.

I know, the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the description is Christmas. You think sipping wine by a fireplace watching the snow fall. The only problem is (and this is acording to the great gammashamhane grandma Link) it either meanes you like me or ten thousand little pigmees are gonna come and tear my eyes out of my sockets and drink my urine then spit it back all over me.

So anyhow I think I want to say thanks, but maybe I should wait to find out if you are freind or foe first.

thanks love randy