Archive for October 19th, 1999

Cookies and milk

Tuesday, October 19th, 1999

Ok, god damnit! Let’s get this straight!

There are two kinds of people in the world. You have the people who dunk their god givin chocolate chip cookies in milk, and then you have a bunch of cowards who aint worth spit. No, No, I know what you are thinking, and you are wrong. You are wrong radio baby and I’m changing the station. What the hell is going on here? God gave you two arms two ears two eyes and noses, and chocolate chip cookies with a tall glass of milly. And what are you fools doing with his devine love….you sure as hell ain’t dunking. Now for those of you who don’t eat cookies, fine. Your problem. I don’t know what planet you are from, but ok mister smarty pants don’t eat them.” well I don’t eat cookies, and..” I don’t care. But for those of you who know about the wonders of little chocolate chips floating around in some cookie goodness, let’s see some dunking for christsake! And don’t start that shit about Gramm Crackers. They aint cookies, and they never were. Ok. I’m sorry but you are barking up the wrong tree. Look at the name Gramm Crackers. It says cracker right there on the box. Think about it this way, Gramm Crackers are a communist plot, to bend your mind into jelly. They put these damn perferated edge running down the middle and you can’t get a clean break even if you use the edge of a table. Razor blades don’t even work on that shit. So forget it. My mom the communist would try and infltrate our god fearing all american cubbards with those commie cookies, and the good ol’ Link boys wouldn’t even touch them. We would rather go a whole day without cookies. We would make it through Gilligans Island and My three Sons starving for a good clean cookie before we ate that stuff. We would all cry when Chips came on because it would remind us of how much we love the chocolate chip. Now I don’t want to hear anymore about this.

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You’re only as good as your freaking cookie!