Archive for February, 2001

In which I replace Randy with a shell script

Friday, February 23rd, 2001

Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001
From: Soren Ragsdale
Subject: In which I replace Randy with a shell script

I wrote a Markov chain text analyzer. It takes a sample of text, finds
word correlations, and spews out a paragraph based on those
correlations.

I present to you the automated Randall J. Krandell Generator:


I don’t know how to animate, because they are in the last time that Phil put his shoes in my life did I ever need a phone when I was just a little more like Doug, you know what I mean, if I was a mean old ghost in the cans that I have a little alarm clock with Phil’s voice that says ” Get up off the track comes and starts kicking ass. I think I was a mean bastard. So now George is pissed, and we have a hunk of cheese and a half hours while George peed in my department!” That shit bum aint gonna sit by me!” And I’ve have gotten lots of early booze consumption, but it aint right. I have been paying the price ever since. I have a little more upset if I was just too damn uncomfortable. I think I just couldn’t do it, you know what I mean. I know what I mean. I think that I enjoy so much. And I mean it, she was tuff. I think that I have a chance with that British girl from Austin Powers. I think I was just a little more experimental if you know what I mean. I think I was just a little something from the food truck. I know what I mean. I think that I have been paying the price ever since. I think you know what I mean. I was just a little more like that guy, I wouldn’t even say to my desk and litter, I love you people are too lazy to leave. But I think you know what you are thinking, and you have to admit it, since Bill got caught with his hand in the last time that Phil put his shoes in my face and I got a guy named Gulionni or Julyonni I don’t know how to animate, because they are smart people. I think he was probably making fun of you may already know I mean. I don’t know how to spell his name, is one heck of a woman. I have never met, makes me sick. I think I just couldn’t do it, you know what I mean, if I was just a little more upset if I was just a little more like Doug, you know what I mean. So here is the deal. I know that I have a rather odd family and one more drop, and so the truth is It looked great. I think that I don’t know how to spell his name, in Twister. I think I just wanted all of them. I think you do. I was just a little more experimental if you know what I mean, and I was just too damn uncomfortable. I was just a little more experimental if you need to explain. I know what I mean.