It’s always been true. Once when I was in high school, I couldn’t get
any, and I fucked a bunch of sticks.
I really could of used some lube back then.
That reminds me. I’ve been thinking of ways to help prevent some of the gun
violence in the USA, and I think I’ve got it.
What if all guns were legal, fucking automatic shit, you named it. But what
if they were shaped likeĀ a penis? And were flesh color.
I think a lot of men would turn to stabbing.
Think about that
Your pal randy
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Wednesday, April 25th, 2007It’s always been true. Once when I was in high school, I couldn’t get
any, and I fucked a bunch of sticks.
I really could of used some lube back then.
That reminds me. I’ve been thinking of ways to help prevent some of the gun
violence in the USA, and I think I’ve got it.
What if all guns were legal, fucking automatic shit, you named it. But what
if they were shaped likeĀ a penis? And were flesh color.
I think a lot of men would turn to stabbing.
Think about that
Your pal randy
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