Archive for June, 2007

What I love about GOD

Friday, June 29th, 2007

The thing that I think is so funny about people opinion of God, or at least the people who annoy the shit out of me, is that they believe that God is cruel enough to send you to Hell for some eternal torment if you question his existence, but he seems to be ok with you if you totally fuck up his planet.

God is weird that way.

I mean your average person who truly believes in, not only God, but the harsh God who punishes sinners who believe in evolution, also believe that how they live is just fine with the big cheese.

Like for instance. I will go to hell if I believe in evolution, but if I believe in God, it’s ok that I eat animals three to four times a day,God is completely ok with the slaughter of millions, and I mean millions folks, of animals a day, and I throw away three time my body weight in garbage a week and burn off all of the recourses he created for me. and fuck it I litter like a bitch!

You would think that the evolution thing would be at the bottom of his list, but God is just crazy like that.

And I love him for it.

Your pal Randy


Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Jim Henson. The thing about that guy, that I find most amazing, over all of the other things that are said about him. Is the fact that nobody I know, or have ever talked to, dislikes the fucking Muppets. I mean, Mickey Mouse, the icon, is hated by some people, I’m not saying that they are right or wrong, I’m just saying that Mickey Mouse bothers some people.

But not fucking Kermit.


Now I know that anyone could write back and say that you don’t like the Muppets, or that you in fact hate Kermit, but I don’t fucking believe you. Forget it.

That’s because the Muppets ruled. Ernie and Burt, unbelievable

Also, most of us who are reading this work in a field where you have three to five people commenting about your stuff, and you are spending Months making the shit look right.

and Ernie had mouth open and mouth closed. Ran the entire emotional range, happy to sad, to anything. Open and closed. Genius.

Our shit looks good people, don’t get me wrong. The stuff that has been coming out is awesome.

But you can’t beat some arms hot glued to sticks.

Your pal randy