Archive for July, 2007

Murdock owns everything

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

I’m glad that Rupert Murdoch is taking over the wall street journal. As a mater of fact, I hope he takes over all of the news. You want to know why?

Because all of the news fucking sucks already. It’s all just a pile of bullshit. First off, like I said before. It’s all bad news. People just love bad news. It’s crazy to talk about masturbating, which I do anyway, It’s crazy to talk about pleasure, but it’s ok to talk about the people getting their heads cut off by the terrorist that we created.

And for those of you who are worried that having Murdock owning all the news might destroy our country, I want to point out that our country sucks the big cock now anyway, So who fucking cares about that.

USA has become fat and bloated and tired. We suck as a nation. We might be better then a bunch of other places, but we suck compared to what we were and what we could be. We are a toilet that needs to get flushed.

So I say, fuck the news, those assholes can have it. I couldn’t care less. As for me, I spend my life and my time the way that everyone should.

Trying to get laid. I smoke more weed then Bob Marley, and I only pay taxes because they take it from me. I do what I want every day of my life, and I’m not afraid of Black people or gay people, as a matter of fact I love the ones who want to fuck me. Those are my kind of people.

Your pal Randy

Re: Murdock owns everything

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Actually, I would love to hear Randy address this one. I already know the answer, but something about the way he puts things….

Randy, if you wouldn’t mind, could you squeeze in a history lesson between masturbation and/or pot smoking sessions?

thanks,
bc

Thank you for that compliment. Unfortunately I vowed to myself to never reply to anything Joseph writes again after uncovering that even angry washed up hippies would attack Star Wars geeks behind the safety of their computers. So I wont.

But I will say this. And this is a theme that I can’t stress enough. The news, like everyone else is just a whore. But unlike a good Whore, at the end of getting fucked, you don’t have an orgasm. You just get fucked. I usually watch that stuff for material, but I am finding it harder and harder to eat that bowl of shit. Because it is all a bunch of bullshit.

For instance, if I watched the news all day, I would be shown all of the horrible things that happened today. Killing, sickness, poverty, Racism, all of it. But if I sat outside on my lawn today, which I did, I saw an amazing sky, and a beautiful day pass by. Maybe even wave to a couple of neighbors.

Maybe there was a time when it was good for you to watch the news. But it isn’t anymore. And the people who tell you that you aren’t informed if you don’t watch it, can suck a dick, because who wants to be informed on sadness and hate and fear. I’d rather watch a nice day go by.

In the end it’s all the same. When you die you are still the sum total of all of the things that you have done, and seen and felt. Some people would have you live in fear and hate because they have found a way to make a lot of money on it.

the more simple of us, don’t know that it is stupid to drive a gigantic truck and have a sticker on it that says “support the troops”. They just believe what they saw on tv. And in a way I wish I was more like that because to not know, is awesome.

The one thing that is consistent is that whoever is running the show, knows that the best way to keep people from looking under their rock, to see what they’ve been up to, is to keep people separated.

This is exactly why sex and drugs and music are always under attack. These are always things that bring people together. Most of the women who will fuck me are wasted. This is why I love drugs. and we all know that the Government loves drugs too, because of all of the drug pushers on tv, drugs and cars two biggest commercials.

Unfortunately, the drugs they push don’t make women slutty, and that’s why I’m against it!

The best that we can do is flip them all the bird and go get nasty. Get out there and try and find some people that we can get naked. Get intimate with people that you hardly know. Feel good. More importantly. try and make other people feel good. and after a great night of ass hunting, when you get home and you couldn’t score. Don’t worry, there is always tomorrow, tonight, sattle up to a good porno and get yourself off.

Rupert Murdock has made maybe a hundred close friends feel good.

Jenna Jamison has made millions of Americans feel great!

and I’m gonna go see her tonight.

feel good people

your pal Randy

Man Jailed For Putting Family’s Faces On Porn Pics

Friday, July 27th, 2007

A Utah County man will spend six weeks in jail for editing sexually explicit photographs — to include faces of family and LDS community members. Lance Rushton, 37, was sentenced to spend 45 days in jail for creating the bogus photos, which he even uploaded to the Internet — where they remained for approximately a year. After serving the sentence, Rushton then must wear a GPS tracking bracelet for an additional 45 days.

I guess it’s wrong what he did. But I think it’s great. I’m so sick of the USA’s stance on sexuality. I mean to catch a predator on NBC, with all of those assholes getting caught trying to fuck a thirteen year old, just busting these poor slobs, over and over again.

Now I’m not saying that it’s ok to fuck a thirteen year old, but I feel like those people on Nightline are just giving us half the story. First off, let me just say that I’m glad that out of all of the fetishes that I have, kids aren’t one of them. For the reason alone, that even when I talk to a twenty year old I want to fucking kill them. With those stupid pencil rap shit and the “You know what I’m saying?” shit every three seconds, I’m sorry, but I can’t relate. I couldn’t imagine trying to have a conversation with them just to get to some teen ass.

But, nobody can deny that men like ass, and a lot of it. It fucking wasn’t wrong back in Rome to score some teen ass, was it? It wasn’t wrong back in Egypt, to score some teen ass, and those muthers built the Pyramids. It’s only the last four hundred years, that we have these rules, and, if I might say so. it seems as though they aren’t working. I thinks it’s wrong to portray these people as being sick.

It’s not sick to have a teen on a fucking billboard with tight jeans on looking at you like she wants to fuck. That’s ok.

Also, and I know this makes people upset, but in america, nowadays, most of the people who have nice bodies, are teenagers, and by the time we hit twenty, we’re fucking disgusting. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying, think about it.

Personally, If you want to know what I really think, I think that people need to be more intimate. Sexuality brings people together. I’f you are a racist white asshole and you hate black people, the minute that a couple of sisters work your penis like crazy, is the minute that you will start thinking clearly. Whenever I tell this theory to women they get all bitchy and act like their vaginas are sacred. I tell them to go home and watch Oprah.

Men have ben giving up arms and legs and dying and being burnt to death and all sorts of tragic shit for your false sense of freedom. All I’m asking is that you fuck someone who your not attracted to. Big deal, I try and do that every weekend.

get it on people

Your pal Randy

Transformers

Friday, July 6th, 2007

Let me start out by saying that I saw Transformers last night. Then let me end by saying that is a lie, I fell asleep and then left the theater last night. I want to go on the record, and say that the effects are ILM ish great effects. I thought the effects were really, really, good. I did sense a bit of Jar Jar over animation on some of the more rascally robots, but in general, the effects were quite good.

The story and acting, sucked a good dick though. But it didn’t just suck a good dick, it worked it. I’m not gay, but I do know that if you want a great blowjob, you need to go to a man. Because gay men are the only people who really actually want to give great head. Porn Stars get paid to do it, so it doesn’t count. This story sucked dick in the gay men way, it really worked hard at sucking dick.

The only way I can even begin to describe the story and acting is to say that if you walked onto a Aerosmith video shoot, and told the director of the video and the actors that on that very day, they would have to fill a three hour movie, and then left. that is the level of story that they would come back at you with.

the only overused character that they left out, would be the incredible femme friend who makes caddy comments about maybe their outfits. I think he would have gone well with the over energetic black friend who wont stop screaming things until he gets a laugh, Which unfortunately never happened. “Ima eat all these donuts girl” “What aint nobody laughing?” I’m a say Whoo hoo at the top of my lungs” “Whooo Hooo”

“That donut is going straight to my waist ”

Going to your wait” I’m say whooo hooo”

they could have had conversations like that. I know actors need work, but I’ll tell you, if a director came up to me and asked me to stick a hose in my rectum and wear Mickey mouse ears, I have to think about it.

Now don’t get me wrong, of your six years old and haven’t seen the same formula that they used in the American Godzilla movie over and over again, I’m sure you could look past all of this, and just watch the robots.

But for me, I’d rather be stuck in traffic

your pal Randy