Archive for December, 2009

Tiger Woods

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets “with all of my heart,” and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.

The truth is, I never liked Tiger woods.

Until now. Actually that’s not true. I liked him for half a second when I found out the he was banging a cocktail waitress. I mean think about the words “cocktail” they go together. But now I don’t like him again because he did what any asshole money whore would do, he apologized so he could keep his sponsors.

First off, I hate sports and couldn’t give a shit about Tiger Woods. But I think there is a much bigger problem going on here and I’m sad to see it happen over and over again.

People apologizing about getting laid.

What the fuck? What are you apologizing for?  Being married? If that’s the case, he should apologize for all the times he jerked off in the shower while his wife made him breakfast.

I’m sick to death of men having, or more importantly faking sorrow over indiscretion. There is no such thing. And if your in a relationship I’m sure your partner wants you to be faithful to them and love only them, and it’s a bunch of bullshit and everybody knows it, especially your partner and that why they don’t like you going out on a Friday night.

Us monkeys need to get over the bullshit.

life is about getting laid. If you think your partner doesn’t want to fuck their office mate or some asshole they saw in the streets then you’re an idiot. If you think it’s wrong to go out and fuck somebody if you’re in a relationship, drop me a note and I’ll set you straight.

your pal Randy