The only thing worse then tv, is kids. Scratch that, I mean Parents.
I’m so sick of my fucking generation of parents and their worries about their stupid children. Today’s parents ruin everything. They ruin everything because they are afraid of what it might to to their children.
I’m sorry that you’ve left the cool pool and now you have to go home to your kid. I’m sorry that you are afraid that the banana splits show might make them feel bad, because the gorilla on the slide is ugly.
When we were kids my brothers and I snuck into the movie Grizzly. It was the first time I saw tits and blood and it was in the same scene. My brother and I used to wake up in a cold sweat screaming about Grizzly, until my mother figured it out and realised that we snuck into a rated R movie.
She didn’t lecture us or tell us it was just a movie. She made us go out and pull weeds from the garden for the rest of the summer.
My point is that we needed it, and we loved it.
When we were kids you got a fucking cake and a toy on your birthday, and the immediate family was around to witness it. Now you have to hire a helicopter and Evil Keneval because your kid is turning six.
Your Not making better people. Your making the cast of Willy Wonka and your stupid child is fat and stuck in the chocolate pipe.
Having kids isn’t amazing. Getting a strand of semen to go from one nipple to the other on a hookers breasts is amazing.
Get over yourselves and grab your kids by the hair, drag then into their rooms and tell them to shut the fuck up or you’ll come in there, and make some cool kids for once.
Also, TV is Gay watch porn. It’s much better for you.
God I miss you people
your pal Randy
